Wheat, barley, hops - gimme what you got
I'ma keep drinking till the bitches get hot
Pamper my buds with those hefeweisen suds
Erase all doubt with a pint of oatmeal stout
Fucking lightweight stumbling along
Take another hit from the fucking beer bong
Push the limit with a shot of Jaeger
Keeps you puking till the party's over
Just a few more hours till the 9 to 5
But... We keep drinking!
The vodka burns and the piss keeps flowing
Puking on the ceiling!
So far gone I pissed the couch
Plus... my pants are missing!
A few cups shy of Monday morning
That's ok... we'll still be drinking!
Titties and twat, the buzz makes us dirty
Staring at any bitch ages 17 to 40
The mind drifts and you're lead by your bone
But you end up jerking it when you get home
You dream of booty sex and violent sucking
But your brain and liver is what you're fucking
So fucking drunk, you've got whisky dick
You've been porking so long your cum won't stick!
Just a few more hours till the 9 to 5
But... We keep drinking!
The vodka burns and the piss keeps flowing
Puking on the ceiling!
So far gone I pissed the couch
Plus... my pants are missing!
A few cups shy of Monday morning
That's ok... we'll still be drinking!
They call me King Cobra... hahaha!
The beast born of malt liquor
I have not any shame...
For Old English is my game!
My tongue is quite vulgar
And I might slap your mother
Cheap booze is all I drink..
One 40 oz and I don't have to think!
Your BAL is at a boiling high
This night's gonna end with a DUI
You roundhouse the bartender right in the face
While your friends take a shit all over the place
Smash out some windows with a brick
And vandalize the car of some frat guy prick
Caught in a strip club starting to wank
You land yourself a spot in the drunk tank
Broken beer bottles, you're passed out on the floor
The toilet's overflowing and you wake up with a whore
Everywhere you look there's puddles of puke
Rancid as hell and thick as soup
Undies in the sink, drunks on the lawn
Your house is a warzone and someone stole the dog
You got a tattoo of Al Roker on your butt
You're late for work but who gives a fuck
Just a few more hours till the 9 to 5
But... We keep drinking!
The vodka burns and the piss keeps flowing
Puking on the ceiling!
So far gone I pissed the couch
Plus... my pants are missing!
A few cups shy of Monday morning
That's ok... we'll still be drinking!
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